A thing of beauty is a joy forever. A Jay Spencer Green novel, by contrast, will haunt your dreams like an abusive waiter.
Fowl Play now available in paperback!! Strategically priced on Amazon at a tenner so that you don’t have to pay for post and packaging. Discover for yourself why it’s been favourably compared to The Bible*, James Joyce’s Ulysses**, Slaughterhouse Five***, Pride and Prejudice****, and Orgasms for Beginners*****.
Full frontal. This photo has not been enhanced in any way. The book is genuinely this gorgeous.
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*Marginally less nudity (The Watchtower)
**Set in Manchester (Timperley Village Anarchist)
***Many scenes depict a fully operational slaughterhouse (Vonnegut’s book was very disappointing in this respect) (Butchering Today magazine)
****More shower scenes (My uncle Dave)
*****No distracting photographs of pubic hair (Also my uncle Dave)