At last, the day has come. After five years of work and ten years of waiting, the sequel to Breakfast at Cannibal Joe’s is available for readers, discerning and undiscerning alike. I hope that you will laugh, laugh again, laugh louder, cringe, blink with disbelief, get horny, and most of all tell your friends and family what a unique and unforgettable time you had perusing its pages. If it manages to turn one single adolescent mind against fascism, then my job is done, although five years seems like a very long-winded way of doing it!

I just really hope you enjoy it. Let me know if you do. You’ll be my kind of reader!

Merch alert! Descanso T-shirts, hoodies, tanktops, mugs, clocks, etc., now available at Redbubble, along with items for previous novels. Guaranteed for obscurity and coolness (except the hoodies, which will make you hot!).